So yesterday wasn’t a great opening for a season. We don’t usually start things off with weird episodes about marital strife and manatees. But today we kind of get things off to a better start by giving us a pretty sweet but incredibly forgettable episode about overcoming […]
Howdy folks and welcome back to Lifetime of Simpsons. And what do we have to talk about today? Why the beginning of Season Seventeen. That’s right; we’re onto the seventeenth year of this goddamn show. And, while I would assume that you would maybe put your best […]
Hey everybody, we’ve made it through another Season! Woo! Sixteen down! That means we have 12 more to go, but let’s try to focus on the positive side. Things are trucking along, and we get to finish off the season with a really weird episode about religion, […]
Howdy folks and welcome back to another week of Lifetime of Simpsons. We’re going to be crossing over into Season 17 this week, but for now we get to focus on a really odd episode about Homer and Ned’s friendship. It’s kind of all over the place, […]
We’ve had a rough week here on Lifetime of Simpsons. Just a week of bummer episodes with weird characterization and uninteresting scenarios. And you know what the perfect way to end that week is? Why to talk about the Rapture! Who doesn’t love the Rapture?! Let’s get […]
A while back we had an episode of the Simpsons that had Simon Cowell in it, and basically served as a parody of the American Idol audition process. Little did I know that right around the corner we had a whole damned episode that revolved around American […]
We’ve had a weird week so far, folks. We’ve had depressing visions of the future and psychiatric malpractice. You know what will keep this party train going? Underage obesity and heart disease. Woo woo! The episode oddly enough opens up with some gritty war drama footage, which […]
Everybody, I’m going to be real with you. This week kind of sucks. Just kind of top to bottom terrible episodes. And today is no different. Because who doesn’t want to watch Homer be subjugated to electro-shock therapy because Ray Romano won’t get out of his head? […]
Hey everybody! Welcome back to yet another week of Lifetime of Simpsons. And folks, we’re in for an interesting Monday. Because in case you didn’t know, this is the 350th episode of the Simpsons. Which therefore means I’ve written 350 articles about this goddamn show. Which is […]
You know, I haven’t really brought this up, but the episode titles have been really bad lately. Simpsons titles have always been super punny, but lately things have been dire. Episode titles have had even gone so far as to be based on a reference and then […]
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