Category: House-Keeping

A Quick Word

Hello everyone.   Before we get to the usual stuff I do here, I just wanted to say a few words about what happened last night. I usually keep politics out of here, because I’m in no way qualified to discuss them. But last night I watch my […]


Aloha everyone. There’s not going to be any Lifetime of Simpsons up on the site this week because I’m taking a page from the book of the Dread Dormammu and am relaxing on a beach. I’ll be back next Monday to continue my never-ending task of watching every […]

Short Break

I don’t know if I really have any regular readers of this site, but just in case I wanted to let you know that I’m taking this week off from most of the site. Maybe some smaller articles, but definitely no Lifetme of Simpsons. My wife is having […]


Hello internet. ┬áMy name is Patrick Gaertner. I’m a geek from Denver, Colorado, and this is my blog about nonsense. This is going to be home to any musing and ramblings I deem fit to publish on the internet. I hope to hit a number of topics that […]